well, well, well... we meet at last.

Oh, gosh. Introductions can always be so hard. Do I lead with my years of experience, or do I jump right into my adorable grandma tendencies? Do I wow you by talking about all the amazing accounts I've landed, or do I serenade you with the newest song I wrote on the piano while you sample my latest batch of jam? That's right. I said jam. You know what? Let's do this the old fashioned way: Just send me a FAX. Just kidding. But you could always shoot me an email or a message on LinkedIn so we can chat like civilized adults. I'm an open book. And speaking of books, let me tell you a little story quick:     

In my wayward youth, a wise man once told me (Alright, we all know it wasn’t really a wise man... It was, in fact, an over-the-hill waitress who was just trying to earn enough in tips to buy a carton of smokes at the local Indian Reservation- all while abusing me, her faithful bus boy, with great vigor). Anyway, she told me, “You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.” ... But I beg to differ. In the wonderful world of copywriting, I’ve found that, actually, yes, yes you can make chicken salad out of chicken shit. You can also make chicken Kiev, chicken potpie, chicken corden bleu, chicken Florentine, chicken Parmesan, chicken casserole, chicken fajitas, and chicken fried rice... with me on the line. So, let's get cooking. 

Email: BMcopywriter@gmail.com

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